October 1

The first day of spooky month! This is when you have to start making your costume

Girl: It’s finally October 1! And I’m already starting on my costume
Boy: isn’t it to early?
Girl: 𝔻𝕀𝔻 𝕀 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ?

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RACITS!!1!

A word deliberately mis-typed to resemble an angry person trying to accuse someone else of being racist on the internet. Usually applied to objects and events which have nothing to do with race or humans.

Person 1: I like the red convertible, but I think I'll go with the black SUV.

Person 2: RACITS!!1!

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March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

3 to 1

An even fight

“Brute ships! Staggered line! Shipmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!”
“Then it is an even fight.”

Person -1

The forgotten person. Person 1 took their fame and it's time to end this war.

Person 1: W-who are you...?
Person 2: You know him?
Person -1: You... Took... EVERYTHING.
Person 0: And we are trying to gain it back.

Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

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1 december

Only sexy people are born on this day. This is one of the best days in history and if you are a male born on this day, there is no doubt you have a girlfriend

Omg he is born on the 1 December, he must be so hot

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