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1: The key combination pressed when Windows fucks up (i.e: every 5 mins)
2: Probably the best web comic ever, drawn by Tim Buckley and about video games- goto www.ctrlaltdel-online.com
1:Fukkit, I guess I'd better ctrl+alt+del again
2:Go to www.ctrlaltdel-online.com or I'll kill you.
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The term "Alt-right troll" can be used to dismiss any critisism by saying it is a harrasment campaign comes from alt-right trolls.
Despite what common sense might make you believe, alt-right doesn't mean the person in question is a member of the alternative right, they simply a sexist homophobic transphobic cisnormative misogynistic nazi fuckface who dares share an opinion different to your own and therefore should be silenced. Furthermore by classing someone as an alt-right troll everything they say will automatically become invalid and can therefore simply be ignored. Litterally any critisism, no matter how valid, can easily be dismissed by using this term so you can go back to being a happy, delicate little snowflake gently flying through the wind.
Amy: Alt-right trolls are harrassing me and writing negative reviews of my movie.
Ben: Are you sure it's not just ordinary people that just disliked the movie and therefore wrote a negative review?
Amy: No it is definitely alt-right trolls that want to silence me because everything I do is perfect.
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Traditional math questions alt-right politicians blame for their bad or negative influence on students, which create math anxiety or instill the fear factor in them.
In most cases, semi-numerate politicians themselves are clueless how to solve these alt-left math questions, who often attribute the high innumeracy rate among certain racial or religious groups to pure laziness and poor study habits.
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What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.
Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!
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Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.
Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!
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An excellent webcomic written and drawn by Tim Buckley. Consists of three main characters - Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah - who play computer games and get into wacky situations regularly. Also, there is the completely random Chef Brian who appears from time to time.
Come and check out today's Ctrl+Alt+Del comic!
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1. A techie alternative to swearing when in polite company
2. A tech reviews site launched from Lancashire, England
1. "Oh, sod it! Alt F4!"
2. "Have you checked "Sod It! Alt F4!"?" "No..." "OMG LOLZ YOU UBER-N00B!"
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