November 5th 1992

The day a queen was born

Person 1: what day was the Queen born
Person 2: November 5th 1992 DUH!!!!

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September 5th 2006

big dick

anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored

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Are you tighter then a 5th grader

In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.

I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"

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Logic Day (October 5th)

Holiday that celebrates science, nature, and logic instead of religion. Created on the Birthday of Neil deGrasse Tyson (October 5th). To celebrate this holiday you eat a lot of bacon and enjoy science and nature. You also give gifts to friends and family that promote science, nature and logic.

"What did Mike get you for Logic Day (October 5th) Susan?" "He bought me a life-size model of the Solar System!"

"This Logic Day (October 5th) we celebrated science and nature by building a greenhouse out of old windows and planting vegetables inside"

"For Logic Day (October 5th) this year we are having a big block party"
"What should I bring?"
"Make that awesome potato salad you make with the bacon on top"

"Next year for Logic Day (October 5th) I want to go to The Natural History Museum with my family"

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5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

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German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!