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It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since November 5th, 2022.
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anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored
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In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.
I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"
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Holiday that celebrates science, nature, and logic instead of religion. Created on the Birthday of Neil deGrasse Tyson (October 5th). To celebrate this holiday you eat a lot of bacon and enjoy science and nature. You also give gifts to friends and family that promote science, nature and logic.
"What did Mike get you for Logic Day (October 5th) Susan?" "He bought me a life-size model of the Solar System!"
"This Logic Day (October 5th) we celebrated science and nature by building a greenhouse out of old windows and planting vegetables inside"
"For Logic Day (October 5th) this year we are having a big block party"
"What should I bring?"
"Make that awesome potato salad you make with the bacon on top"
"Next year for Logic Day (October 5th) I want to go to The Natural History Museum with my family"
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When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.
Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.
U.S. Military slang for asshole.
Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!
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Now before I write anything I like byleth in smash it’s just odd why he is in it I mean all the other dlc were not from Nintendo but byleth is and kinda comfused me for as we had more hype for cuphead as a mii gunner then byleth and not even much people know three houses some guy even thought it was Star Wars so my point is why was byleth here it’s just odd that he is he and the fun base isn’t even happy well in America that is but on Japan people are happy it’s also disrespectful to be rude in Japan so I am just wondering why was byleth added
Guy:you like byleth
Guy#2: no I didn’t get geno
Smash bros 5th dlc
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