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Poon to Peen ratio

The ratio of females to males at a designated event. This term was inspired by the ultimate chad, Dan Blizzerian

___ threw a killer party, the Poon to Peen ratio was like 12:1

by Chads r us August 06, 2018


Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.

Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked

by jazza123 August 29, 2011


signal to noise ratio

The amount of screaming one generates, in proportion to the amount of real content they are communicating.

People who grow up in empty households (often with a lot of older people) feel as though noise and signal are in direct proportion, which causes them to pump more noise in the hopes of generating more signal.

See also: catharsis

"When I asked her what her problem was, the signal-to-noise ratio was just off da meat rack !"

by handle187 October 31, 2003


mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

by WiseMan17 September 19, 2011


cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y February 24, 2011


Crotch to crotch ratio

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

by WallabyLovesVF February 05, 2011


tit to ass ratio

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little

That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.

by Hangster45 August 10, 2017