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1. A butt plug with a shiny jewels on the end.
It's classy to see a woman take time to dress her ass with butt bling
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A Butt Commando is a homosexual male that sneaks up behind heterosexual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their cock inside their anus. After a man has been the victim of sexual harassment by a butt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.
Man 1: Dude you won't believe this but I saw a short, sneaky, butt commando in the street the other day.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
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When a person sits on their computer chair for such a long time their butt actually becomes flat. On rare occasions it may become numb.
At the age of 16 Bob was diagnosed with computer butt, thankfully he got a fluffy new chair and he will live.
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An Anal cavity that is commonly used for the recieving end of anal sex.
Look everyone I got a picture of gay sex, 2 men with their pee pee,s in each others butt box.
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1) The concept of anal virginity
2) That which is possessed by those who have never had their rectum penetrated, but not by those who have
3) The most prized possession of any heterosexual male
1) She left her butt cherry at my house
2) When the spring broke through the cushion seat, I thought for a moment I had lost my butt cherry
3) As soon as he got back from the Navy, we asked him if he still had his butt cherry
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Two guys from AOL and are secretly gay and meet each other in a hotel.
Phil and Richard are butt buddies. They butt fucked each other in a hotel
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A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.
When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.
Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.
NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
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