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A cat is a four-legged mammal which has many types, such as a lion or tiger, or different breeds, such as tabby cats and Siamese cats. Your normal cat has soft fur, a short snout, and claws which are not always visible or out of the paw. Cats usually like to sit higher, or above, other beings or animals in a household or place in which the cat sits.
Cats are usually independent and have a character like no other being. They can be feisty, otherwise named vicious, around other beings or other animals.
Usually any seen cat(s) have the talent of scaring away mice.
Man: Where is my cat? He usually sits on the window sill in my bedroom.
Friend: I last saw him on the couch.
Man: Thank you. I just realized I forgot to leave my bedroom door open.
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pusee cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Those self-centered bastard will meow until you've become a cat slave. Lots of fleas.
Here's your order of stolen steak from the dining room counter Cat.
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A carnivores four legged feline that like to knock shit of counters, chase ghosts, eat your food, give you nightmares,
Make you famous on the internet, rip up carpet, and are also know as one of the most commonly used animals in the world of memes. And so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sos so so so so so so so much more.
MAA THERES A WIERD FUCKING CAT UP HERE HELP!!!!
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Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.
Hey son do you want to eat Cat?
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The incorporation of cats of all breeds and colors into everyday life. Most times of leisure are spent in close proximity to felines. It’s their house, you’re just living in it. This is not just a preference, it is a way of life.
“Hey Gary, what’s with you and all your cat pictures?” “Man listen, I’ve been catting since the day I was born!”
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