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A term used for something that doesn't work, just like a fat kid at the gym.
Dude, my cellphone is being a fat kid at the gym right now, it just won't work.
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Groundbreaking rock/hip-hop out of upstate New York. Works under the Fueled by Ramen record label and is known for their original lyrics, and their ability to make beats with real instruments instead of mixers and canned beats. Released their first LP, The Papercut Chronicles in February and i highly reccomend it.
"She says she loves me but, she comes and goes when she pleases, when the door shuts, it's like another papercut. Now im stuck with a hand full of band-aids, till she comes back around like them ceiling fan blades. She claims she loves me but, she cuts me into pieces, and when im sewed up, here comes another papercut."
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When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
After a G goes to the gym and gets his swoll on, he's sore...and swoll.
Dude, I was doin' some curls yesterday and now i'm a gym sore g
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An electrical substation
Guy: "A breaker blew out at the Mexican jungle gym near my house, I didn't have power for 2 hours."
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(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
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