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A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
An accidental nocturnal bowel movement
Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile
When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon
Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd
Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.
The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.
When you can see an inch of crack above someone's thong sticking out of her pants and it looks like their thong is getting ready to torpedo itself into their ass.
The woman at the pool has a crack missile sticking out of her shorts.
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
Slang for masturbation, ejaculation
Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.