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when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker
"George lets go out the back for some Eduardo Parker"
The man of the goofy goober, the man of the stupidity of the stupids and the man of a gamer we may say
ugly,stinky wanted for stinking restaurants out a disgusting mole face
jamie parker is ugly
Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"
The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.
Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.