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A singer who manages to relate to many teenage girls, and her songs are like journal entries. Kanye West thinks Beyonce is better, and interrupted her once.
Bad day? There's a Taylor Swift song for that.
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When white people fly outta no where on their kale carpets to project themselves into conversations no one invited them to, and make it about themselves.
Black Person- It's hard for me to get the recognition I deserve bc this industry is predominately white.
White Kale Person - woah stop pitting women against each other i support you why are you attacking me (taylor swifting)
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A person whose Crooked legs are far too crooked for the being to walk. usually a male, also reffered to as a "crigger".
Jordan: Hey joey did you see that dirty ass rusty swift!?!?!
Joey: Yea, hes a damn crigger.
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A pop-country singer who is well-known for writing her own music, singing about her love life, and being loved by tween and teenage girls.
Dating history includes Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhal to name a few.
Julia: Who's the singer that does that sound, "Speak Now?"
Patricia: Taylor Swift!
Julia: Oh I love her!
Patricia: Me too!
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That bitch Kanye made famous
James - "Who's the girl singing that song?"
Pablo - "It's that girl Kanye West interrupted at the VMAs in 2009, I think her name is Taylor Swift."
James - "Oh, he made that bitch famous?"
Pablo - "Yeah, he made that bitch famous
James - "Oh cool"
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Taylor Swift is a 21 year old amazing, talented young lady and musician who sings country/pop songs. She has released 3 albums and a Christmas special album.
She has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 5"11. She has a best friend Abigail who she met when she was fifteen and sings songs in apologym regret or to get revenge.
Who sings Speak Now?
Taylor Swift does!
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When a false statement is implied to take advantage of a person's gullibility. The act is carried out as a joke.
(1) The Joker: I was just speaking to George Clooney at the airport.
Victim: Oh really, that's so cool
The Joker: Oh wait no sorry...Taylor Swift
(2) The Joker: There's a new south park episode out
Victim: Oh Brilliant
The Joker: Oh wait...Taylor Swift
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