truffle shuffle

what you and your stepsis do when you hit record

me: hey, stepsis, wanna try out the truffle shuffle?
her: ooh sounds fun *takes off her tshirt*

norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

Buffalo Truffle

Truffle butter mixed with period blood.

Bruh I was flicking this chick in the ass and she got her period. When I pulled out I found out she buffalo truffled my dick.

Throat truffle

A ball of stank that comes unearthed from the back of your throat tonsils. Often smells like death. More scientifically known as a tonsil stone.

I just coughed up a throat truffle

french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

truffled

being surprised by the cost of a lunch bill (expected to pay 1,000 and paid 5,000)

I went to lunch and was truffled.