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What happens when a gas murderer farts.
It was gas murder in the back of the bus, that fart was so nasty it hurts to think about it. gas murderer
'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.
Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"
A murderous plant of murder-ation
Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
name of either a fast and destructive vehicle, or a bong that hits too hard
Q: Hey can you come pick me up?
A: Yeah, I'm rollin in da murder hog.
Let's go to my house and hit the murder hog!
Murder Rap is the darkest, most violent form of Rap in existence. It is solely responsible for over 1000 deaths! Murder Rap includes the words; knife, slash, stab, cut, gun, fire, nigga, and kill. And only those words!!! Anyone who listens to this music will be immediately consumed by hate and every third word out of their mouth will be Nigga.
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Shoot'em, stab'em, kill'em, Nigga Nigga Nigga, Knife'em, Slash'em, Fire, Gun, Nigga Nigga Nigga.
This is Murder Rap yall
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A song written by Son of Dork made by ex-BUSTED member James Bourne. Track 10 taken from album Ticket Outta Loserville.
*sings* she thinks that she's so emo, next week she'll be a goth, it all amounts to nothing and she gets murdered in the mosh!
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When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
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