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When having sex with people you know just isn't good enough.
You, sir. Yes, you. You're hot; let's fuck.
A day later...
Wow, that was the best Random-Stranger-Sex I've ever had.
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You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
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Rick Astley: we're no strangers to love
The really sad feeling you get when you watch stranger things. The lights, the Byers house, Hawkins Middle School.. they give you a feeling of sadness, comfort, and happiness at the same time. Almost everything you see reminds you of this show. 80s songs make you so emotional. And this all happens because of this amazing show.
Friend: why hasn't camila been going to school?
Mother: stranger things depression bro
Friend: oh shit thats one depressed motherfucker
A Show that is going to tear your heart into pieces. Yet it is a good series
Yo have you heard about the release of Stranger Things 3?
A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.
See also:
Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
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A combination of The Stranger and The Inverted Stranger, where a person numbs their penis through a method of their choice while sitting on their hand until it is also numb. They then proceed to masturbate, which simulates the act of watching someone else jack off.
Sometimes when I am horny and all my bros are too busy to come over, I just give myself a Double Inverted Stranger instead.
When you can't stop referencing Stranger Things
Person 1: Those lights look like the ones from Stranger Things!
Person 2: UGHHHHHHHHH! WOULD YOU STOP ALREADY?!
Person 1: I can't. I have Stranger Things Syndrome