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Waiting for women

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.

Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.

by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013


Rat Women

Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.

Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.

by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019


Arawak women

Women from Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic, and Cuba. These 6 countries are descendants of the Arawak indigenous tribe. This makes women in these 6 countries Arawak.

I find Arawak women attractive do you?

by luvearth4ever December 3, 2021


Arawak Women

Women from Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Cuba.
These women have Arawak ancestry,

I find Arawak women very attractive ehat about you?

by luvearth4ever December 4, 2021


Women rights

a. Only exist in popular culture--aka america!
women in other countries such as china,middle east,and southeast asia are viewed as second class citizen.
b. usually represented by the feminist movement, and supported by rich and powerful women such as hilary, martha stewart , and Oprah Winfrey-- who believe women should empower themselves to be better than men.
c. girl power !
d. these right includes-- the freedom to choose from a having a traditional family life to a career and a education. voting, no more sex discrimination at work places or at hiring, and have the same amount of chance to succeed as men.

women in america enjoy the freedom of the women rights.

by this is a joke ?! April 18, 2009

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women penis

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin

Ethan has a women penis

by Dexedrine January 23, 2018

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women up

A thing Demi Lovato should do after something else.

Demi quit twitter, guess she should women up...

by nex_cz February 10, 2019

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