ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

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public hair

If you have so much pubic hair and you don't shave it , it's for everyone to see from under your bikini when you are going to swim.

Jeez! Girl's got some hair!
- *cough**cough* public hair
0.0 YEAH...

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cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

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good hair

A popular term in the African-American community, used to describe an black person's hair that closely resembles the hair of a typical white person (i.e. soft, managable, long, as opposed to "nappy" or "bad" hair). The closer your hair is to a white person's, the "better" your hair is. See: "bad hair".

Note: Most people who use this term would never admit the inferiority complex from which it came.

Ignorant Aunt Zykeshia: "Lord-Jeezus! Girl, you gots dat good hair! It long, curly and booootiful!"

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Corvette Hair

When you drive fast in a corvette (or other hot convertible car), causing your hair to get very messily tangled.

"I almost got away with driving my dad's expensive new car, but when he saw my corvette hair, he knew and grounded me on the spot."

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bukkake hair

A male or female hairstyle involving lots of shiny hair gel

P1: Oh man, look at that slimy douchebag over there.
P2: Yeah, he looks like a couple of dudes just dropped their loads on his head. Classic bukkake hair.

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Whoosh Hair

Guys that have bangs and they flip it a lot. They always make sure their hair is perfectly wind-swept. Like: Jakub Andrew from heyhihello :) and justin bieber.

Yeah, im trying to make my hair look like whoosh hair.
Your hair is so whoosh hair.

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