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i live out in the boonies, and i may have an explanation for this phenomenon:hunting trips. a lot of times when a group of guys go out on a hunting trip, they will take advantage of the fact that theres no women around (wives, kids, etc.) and pick up/bring along some porn to look at and even trade (plus what else are you going to to do when you're out in the woods with a bunch of guys for a couple days?) obivously they would only be packing magazines for this kinda of a trip. if you know some guys who usually go out on hunting trips, check out their hunting vehicle (usually an old beat up truck or van) and you'll probably find a poorly concealed stack of porn mags. apparently its a pretty common occasion for this sort of thing; like a coming of age deal, or simply a way to trade porn between friends without worrying about possible scrutiny from the wimmins. woods porn is often a result of this activity, although sometimes its just from someone trying to get rid of their old stuff without risking their family finding it in the trash can. obviously its a lot less common nowadays, with the internet, and an overall more socially acceptable opinion of porn.
Woods Porn was the holy grail of youth
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when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.
I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.
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boners that seem to come from nowhere, and for no reason. Can tend to be embarassing, and can often lead to extremely humorous moments.
One guy: Dude ive been getting alot of mystery wood lately.
Other guy: What the fuck is mystery wood?
Guy grabing a hold of his boner: THIS!
Other guy:WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Guy with boner: Exactly theres no reason for this, why did it show up, well never know.
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What Tiger Woods fans get every time they talk about him or see him on television.
You watching TW's press conference?
Yeah, I'm sporting some Tiger wood right now.
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The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
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Pimento wood is what gives true jerk BBQ its unique flavor. Pimento wood is the only wood that Jamaicans use to jerk chicken. The pimento wood tree gives us pimento berries, also known as allspice, pimento wood for smoking, sticks to make a grill, and leaves to add additional smoky aroma to jerk cooking.
Jerk chicken gets its flavor from pimento wood. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
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