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When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.
This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.
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A mutation of AIDS that is found in the air. Breathing in said air will give you hardcore AIDS.
It is also when a man infected with AIDS cums into a man/woman's mouth, giving them AIDS. It is named after the fact it is in the air, therefore, it is "airborne".
In Africa, the deadly airborne AIDS virus is killing more and more people every day.
Sarah is such a slut so it's not surprising that she got airborne AIDS.
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Noun.
A disease generally caused by a former significant other that the sufferer can't (legally or in some other way) remove from his/her life or remove him/herself from, that results in being unable to function normally in an emotional sense ever again.
Friend 1: You're so pretty and smart and you have a good job now, why don't you start dating again?
Friend 2: I made the mistake of sleeping with him and it seems to be my kid's father's goal to make me suffer for it for the rest of my life. Every day it's some new kind of hell, and I can't take my kid and leave because the court orders say we have to stay. I can't even THINK about dating anyone, I'm such a mess. I couldn't drag someone else into this.
Friend 1: OMG, you have the Emotional AIDS!
Friend 2: :D! It's funny, because it's TRUE!
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What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
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a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
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Similar to an asshat, only much more blunt. This refers to an annoying driver who is in your way, with no way of getting out of the situation,similar to when you have aids. Since they are driving, they become an aids trolley.
That douche is going 25 in a 40 mph zone. I can't get around him. You gigantic aids trolley!
a regular old band aid without color. the regular nude color
person 1: GET ME A BLAND-AID
person 2: I'M SORRY WE ONLY HAVE BLAND AIDS
person 1: forget it, i'm fine.