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a boy who I like very much but is after someone not even that cool.
depressing.
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An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.
CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!
Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?
You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.
Friend- OMG! Finally!
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The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.
Hi, this is Adam. Nice to meet you.
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Cute teenage boy who shaves his legs because he thinks he's the hottest thing and no one will care. Girls DO actually like him, but he is too much of a vagina to make a move. He is said to have a small penis.
Jane: Good luck with that Adam douche tonight!
Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.
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a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums
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someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger
a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs
Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy
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