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The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.
Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
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The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.
Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.
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A womans genitals after rigerous sexual intercourse.
I'll tell ya something boy, after i'd finished with her, her fanny looked like chewbacca after a fight!
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A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.
An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.
"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"
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Engaged to be married, happily married, or married with children, as in a storybook ending. To be removed from the pool of eligible people to date.
Guy: Did you see Cori last night? She is looking fine!
Friend: Don't even bother, bro... she's happily ever after.
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Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.
Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.
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The act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school.
Lets go have an after school special
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