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When one hangs their balls over somones face to cover their eyes.
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When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"
Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
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when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.
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When one defecates directly into a shoebox for artistic purposes, typically for school projects and other similar endeavors.
Several classifications of Alabama Dioramas exist, the most prevalent being crapier mache.
My 5th grade teacher teacher in Tuscaloosa wanted me to do an extra credit assignment, but I just gave that bitch an Alabama Diorama.
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The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
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a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
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A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.
TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU
SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?
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