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Amazing, smart, god
his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever
Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava
On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
He's fucking doing an alan again
Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!
A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.
Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.
Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"
To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.
“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”
“What do you mean by that”
“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”