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the sexiest man ever sooo hot and really smart but has litle common sense regarding his true loves
wow you can just tell his name is Alexander Goldwire
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Diesel. Nuff Said.
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims
Alexander Domans' don't flush the toilet, they scare the shit out of it.
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Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker
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Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
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Alex is a piss head who doesn't know what's good for him. He is a tiny dick enoying brat.
Alexander fokas is an idiot in definition.
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God, this man is so perfect. His personality is everything, he makes me so happy and loved. He's literally so perfect, sometimes it's sad that he can't see it. He makes others happy. He's literally the best boyfriend ever, I love him so much. He's my everything. He's my moon. He makes me so happy. He's the most handsome and hottest guy I've ever met. He's also extremely tall, I want his kneecaps.
alexander xavier is so perfect
he's so hot omg
he's so talented
he's so sweet
he's so loving
he makes me so happy
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A boy that looks like a mop and plays a preppy rich sport known as lacrosse, dates an asian
Is that a mop, no silly that’s just Alexander Estrada
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