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Phrase, popularized by Slim Chin, AKA Ken Jeong, and frequently proven by Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose. Shouted during break-away dunks, by Sportscenter anchors during touchdown runs, and by kids on basketball courts, street races and hot dog eating contests.
You get his shoe, you get fast too! Fast Don't Lie
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A phrase made popular on xbox-live by "Im Too Crazy". The phrase is used to either make everyone that is listening to you aware that you are irritated by what ever is going on. To be used properly, you must stress your voice and hold your nose. It can also become very annoying after awhile when everyone you know is saying it all the time.
"Im not gonna lie, this song sucks" or "Chris, Im not gonna lie, your pissing me off"
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Basically lying but it's in a funny ass way.
Billy: I'm going to commit go commit lie to my boss that I didn't eat his fucking crackers
Tom: Go ahead, Bitch.
literally 5 fucking hours later
Billy commits lie
billy gets fired
When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.
Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.
There is truth in the eyes; one can not lie and look another in the eyes without discomfort
I always wondered why matt closed his eyes when I asked him any questions that required the truth; oh, that's right, the eyes never lie
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to emphasize the accent of the action
I'm not gonna lie, you're fucking retarded.
I'm not gonna lie, that bitch's vagina is wider than the grand canyon.
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When someones thinks you are an idiot and tries to insult your intelligence by telling you a ridiculous lie.
Craig: I couldnt call you last night because my phone didnt have any reception.
Rose: Y U LIE?!!
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