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A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.
Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
Tiny anus is smoll buttholl LOL
(Tiny anus - tiny anus is smoll butholl LOL)
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth
When it feels like you gotta Shit and you go to the Toilet and you try to let the poop out of your ass but it won’t come out because the food is still getting digested
I’ve got an anus sonar once. it felt wierd.
Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!
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Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.
A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.
B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!
A:...
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A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.
- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.
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(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.
I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!
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