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the condition in which you have depression, autism, and anxiety, and this, is obviously something you don't want
Guy 1: hey do you want to go to the town to watch the depressed dude and practice our social skills?
guy 2: no sorry I have deprismal anxiety
Guy 1: Is that even a real condition?
Guy 2: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?
Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.
Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~
When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.
Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.
1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.
2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.
2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?
Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.
A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.
I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c
A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.
This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.
Bitches who think, visualize, and/or talk about men, who then refuse to talk to, OR entertain men in real life.
“Why are you always talking about niggas but then never have one?”
“It’s not my fault that I have Dick Anxiety, niggas make me nervous”