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nicolace is code word for ‘nic’ or ‘nicotine’ so when asking if you’ve seen nicolace you’re asking if they have a vape on them
hey have you seen nicolace?
no i haven’t but i heard kaitlyn has
It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE
*parachute guy
its my do you have
Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.
Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass
Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day
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