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A commotion or scuffle when individuals or parties fight to pay the bill.
Mr. Chang: Oh let me get this one.
Mr. Lee: No, no. You paid last time, it's my turn.
Mr. Chang: Back off son or I'm about to start an Asian scene.
Put away wallet Xue Ling or mama will make Asian scene!
The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.
Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.
Asian parents are such a pain in the neck.
The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.
Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!
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Verb; to like or be attracted to an Asian person
Guy: Did you hear she's dating Peng?
Girl: Haha, well I guess she has a thing for that Asian persuasion.
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Asian Americans are generally stereotyped as model minorities. Census information tends to show that they excel as a group in educational attainment, careers, annual income, etc. However, this information is skewed, as Asian groups tend to do far better than others. While the Japanese, Koreans, Chinese, East Indians and Pakistanis tend to be at the higher end, there are many Asian groups that don't tend to do so well and do not match with the model minority myth.
These Asians can be called in slang "ghetto Asians", and they generally include Cambodians, Vietnamese, Filipinos, Laotians and Hmong. These groups tend to be poorer, more likely to be affiliated in gangs and do not have the same attainment levels in education, career and income.
Obviously this is changing quickly with generations, seeing as many of these "ghetto Asians" came here as refugees or are the descendents of refugees.
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Also, the term "ghetto Asian" can be coined for any Asians that act, dress or live a "ghetto" style.
Sure we have Latino gangs, but believe it or not we have tons of ghetto Asians that are in gangs too.
Li likes to talk and dress like a rapper, he's a ghetto Asian.
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A woman of Asian descent usually:
1) Stereotyped to be a nymphomaniac by the general populace
2) Seen with a white man as opposed to an Asian man - it is the most common interracial relationship
3) Shorter in stature than the average white or black woman especially in America
4) Possessing yellowish to light brown skin that many pale white women or dark black girls envy
5) Possessing impeccably straight hair that once again is envied by both white and black women
6) Stereotyped as hard-working, soft spoken and loyal - true only to a certain extent
Cindy is such a hot Asian girl; just look at her luscious light brown skin and straight black hair!
Mai is your typical Asian girl; she's petite, takes up medicine and is dating a white guy
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Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.
Strengths: A+++
Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...
I never knew Timmy was an Asian.
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