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maggie needs a cactus up her ass.
One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
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...And help, you lazy fuck!
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
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A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.
When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"
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telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out
my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out
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to pass out with your ass out.
extremely weak and/or gay.
cheap date.
crash and burn.
see - rock out with you cock out.
that dude just passed out with his ass out.
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Stop ignoring the problems around you
Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
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