naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.

"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"

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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack

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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

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Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute