naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.

"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"

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Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack

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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

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caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships

Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming

Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP