Rural Dictionary

naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.

"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"

by DarkRob2000 April 4, 2006

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art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack

by bartlomiej December 3, 2009

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penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

by AnJaHC May 17, 2006

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Attack of the Irish

Software programming bug caused by user-inputted text containing apostrophes.

Originated from an Irish last name.

When the user entered the name "O'neal, Shaquille" to the form, the application crashed when the user tried to submit because of an Attack of the Irish bug.

by Analyst Drew April 1, 2011