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August 14

This is the day in which you must grab your Gfs ass / Your Bf Dick if you really love them

It’s August 14 gotta grab her ass since I love her so much.

by Anonymous person16 June 18, 2019

137👍 36👎


August 29

A boy born on this day is the best boyfriend ever with the most lovable personality and the cutest smile. He knows how to treat a girl right and you can rely on him to always be there for you when you need him most. You’ll feel comfortable being yourself around him. He can be kind, caring, funny, crazy, honest, trustworthy, strong, brave and loyal but also a lot of trouble. If you are lucky enough to have a boy in your life with this birthday then every morning when you wake up you’ll think to yourself how lucky you are to call him yours and every night you can’t help but go to bed dreaming of him. Whenever your feeling down he never fails to put the biggest smile on your face and make you feel like the happiest girl in the world. It’s easy to get lost in his deep blue ocean eyes that change colour depending on his mood which makes him so special. He’s the kind of person you can’t imagine life without and makes you think about all the happy memories you’ll make in the future together. He deserves anything and everything and so much more. Also he’s so fucking fit and has a massive dick.

Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: August 29
Girl: I think I wanna marry you

by Guesssssssss October 25, 2019

100👍 25👎


August 12th

Bad bitches were born on aug 12. And our dicks big omm

Bitches bone August 12th are bad as fuck.

by chickennnoodleshoe October 16, 2019

121👍 32👎


August 2

Suck dick day

August 2 It’s we’re u put yo one foot in and put your one foot out

by August 2 July 8, 2021

64👍 15👎


August 15

when baddies are born . Bahaha I’m playing , we crackheads need to uNite

oMg it’s august 15
whAts August 15?
bAddie cRackHeads need to Unite

by bAddie😗😗 November 14, 2019

60👍 13👎


August 29

Day where all the YEETER’s are born

A: why is that guy screaming YEET?
B: He was born on August 29th
A: that makes sense

by A. A. B. Hjvh November 13, 2019

24👍 4👎


August 9

Birthday to the sexiest hunk of a man alive

You know Suthan Govindha? He was born on August 9!

by Suthan Govindha October 25, 2019

57👍 12👎