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when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity
oh I'm a dad now
but your a virgin
yeah I used a cum balloon
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A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
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A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.
James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
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1. the lower or posterior opening of the alimentary canal (asshole)
While performing 69 action, my nose brushed against her balloon knot.
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When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.
Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!
Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!
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A group of people who perform in the art of ballooning (see - 'ballooning') usually whilst drunk or on drugs.
The Balloon Crew are out tonight and are ballooning massively
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