Tinder ban

When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.

Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"

cat ban

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.

catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head

Pulling a Ban

Pulling a Ban is having a dumb excuse or can't think of a simple excuse not to show up to a job or some sort of activity

Luth: Hey you want to play Project Zomboid? Jack: Nah I can't, I have a stomach ache. Jerry: Great, Jack is pulling a Ban, what a little bitch

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

K-ban

When an IRC operator /kick's you from the channel that you're chatting in, and then uses the /ban command to block you permanently.

In general, the act of taking away someone's access to the commons by enforcing arbitrary internet hierarchy rules.

"I haven't used Twitter in fourteen years because I signed up when it launched and got my own real name as my @ handle, but then I told someone else to 'go die in a fire' and the moderators k-banned me."

"Lol the CTO was fucking with malicious plugins for Teams video chat so our Microsoft broker threw the whole organization a k-ban. Now nobody's getting shit done until he can find a new subcontractor to license our entire office suite through."

banned for making this

Can I get banned for typing random s#*$/t?

”Are you gonna get banned for making this?”
”I don’t know.

Ban Squidward

To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.

We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!