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Full of over confident "Baseball players" whose fathers pay their way through every season. 70 percent of this baseball team are complete douchebags. The other 30 percent are badasses. The coaching staff consists of one midget, one jew, and one arian nazi. The jew is the only one that is truely hated by all baseball players.
1) The jew coach quit his job because of hot temperatures during the West Iredell Baseball game.
2) The jew coach was beaten by a arian ex West Iredell Baseball player
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Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.
Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!
Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
Madison High School Baseball is a great way to get away with rape!
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on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)
hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out
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A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
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The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action
Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?
Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.
Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?
Matt: With a baseball bat.
Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.
Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.
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A genre of baseball played with mini equipment and no shoes and/or socks
Hey dude wanna drop in and get a round of bloody foot baseball under are belts?
Ya dew
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Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.
Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
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