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When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit
A lovely person or someone you like that helps out
is a battyfish
A batty bottler is a pussy keyboard warrior that loves to cheapshot strangers and act like they can fight. They normal go around saying that they will scran batty but they don’t actually ever do it cause they are too pussy (normally an arsenal fan)
A batty bottler example is : Luke- Jack get ur Batty out and I’ll scran it . Jack - ok * gets sexy batty out*. *luke runs away cause he’s a pussy .