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The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.
That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!
When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
Noun
A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.
"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"
The result of copulation between a man and a cursed corpse. The man's penis takes on the appearance of a hairy jalapeno.
Origin: The condition was first mentioned on the podcast "Learning to Curse with Adam & Chuck", where it is used as a recurring joke.
Person 1 Hey, bro... how do you cure a bearded pepper?
Person 2 There is no cure... that's what you get for being a necrophiliac.
When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.
After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!