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When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
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When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus
I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!
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The literal definition of a queer
Dude stop being a Benjamin Allbright
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Starting a relationship in reverse.
We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
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Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’
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Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self
Benjamin Tuch is hot
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Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.
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