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A sexual act where one person chugs an entire gallon of milk while giving oral sex. Then vomits the milk at high velocity at their partner's penis.
Girl: I'm just about ready to use my ultimate move.
Guy: Ok, do it babe.
Girl: ACTIVATE: GASTER BLASTER
*Girl proceeds to do the action of Gaster Blasting*
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When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.
When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.
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When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.
Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!
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a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
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The act of inserting a sand blaster into the penis and turning it on until it is filled with sand then putting the penis inside a woman’s fart box and filling it with the sand from the penis
Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
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To shove ones fist up anthers anal rectom and snap inside the rectom, the other participants then shits, afterwards the two participants go out for chocolate ice cream.
Damn, he sure gave me one good European knuckle blaster last night.
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An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.
Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)
--Douglas Adams
"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."
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