Bloody Salih

A Bloody Salih is when you fuck your girlfriend, wife, your who-ever while she's on her period (AND/OR) you pop a girl's cherry...when both you and the girl notice the blood, you wait for the girl to say ANYTHING in her defense...to which you say in a thick Kurdish accent "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!" You contuine fucking her as nothing happened.

I got with this girl last night who turned out to be a virgin...she started to bled pretty heavy when I broke her Hymen. She was ashamed and had a look on her face like she thought the mood was broken. I did a Bloody Salih and kept on fucking her like nothing else mattered.

GIRL: Oh, baby! I'm SO sorry. I'm bleeding. Maybe we should stop. It's probably really gross for you right now!

GUY: (Thick Kurdish accent) "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!!!"

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bloody russian

1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.

2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator

Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!

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Bloody Violin

Bloody Violin: is basically saying your gonna cut your self alot,
and the noise of your pain is the music from the instrument of your blade.

Random Guy #1:Hey so where did Ted go?
Random Guy #2:Dunno his friend said he was gonna go play the bloody violin, what ever that means
Random Guy #3: Face palm , you guys stupid , he's at home cutting him self . His arm is the violin and the blade is what makes the man cry out in pain, therefore playing the bloody violin.

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Bloody Submarine

It's when you poke a bitch and find out the tampon is still in.

I took a girl home from the bar last night and didnt know i was gonna have to go on a bloody submarine ride. I thought i was gonna have to Tony Danza the bitch, but i got her back by finger blasting her and sticking my fingers in her mouth.

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Bloody Grant

When a man possesses such feminine and emotionally wimpy tendencies, he resembles a menstruating woman.

I don't care if you think cosmopolitans taste good, stop being a Bloody Grant and grab a beer!

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Bloody Trombone

Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids

My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.

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Bloody cunt

Is a bitch that isnt no good for nothing that likes talking shit on social media or behind others backs

Stop posting stupid shit you bloody cunt

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