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1. A dirtier version of "that's what she said" for the 2010s
2. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
3. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "and that was after the blowjob..." as funny or sexual.
4. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl performed a sexual act in the recent past.
5. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
6. Can be used in statement or question form
Ashley: Sean and I went out to the bar last night
Katie: "-And that was after the blowjob"
John: Mom made a huge Christmas dinner for the family
George: "-And that was after the blowjob"
Stephanie: I was working and was exhausted and sweaty
Mike: "-And that was after the blowjob"
This is a guy who gives rapid blowjobs to other guys.
Wow we got a blowjob bobby in the bar, watch how fast that head bob up and down.
By putting a vaccum cleaner tube on penis and turning it on high
You know I like to do a kirby blowjob when I'm lonely
When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.
My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.
BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!
Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.
Giving a blowjob immediately after having sex with woman on top and both parties cumming. The blowjob combines the slick bitterness of his cum with her soft creamy sweetness. The mans over sensitive member is pushed by the sensations of the movement and suction causing him to lose his mind and flop around like he’s getting a popsicle shoved into his asshole.
I can't believe he'd never had a creamsicle blowjob before. It was like I was the messiah of sex bringing him to paradise.
Getting a blow job during a solar eclipse.
Q: Did you see the solar eclipse yesterday
A: Little bit, my girl was giving me a solar blowjob.