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Private university established for the children of isanely wealthy parents who could not swindle their way into ivy league schools. A haven for coke addicts, future female eating disordered models, paris-hilton wannabes, alcoholics aspiring to obtain a degree in business so they can take over daddy's, and ugly men that could never get laid at a school that didn't have a 7:3 ratio of girls to guys.
Is Boston University better than BC? Of course it is, the students are richer, stupider, and more prone to drug addiction.
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When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.
Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"
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Enjoying a quiet, private drink (preferably brandy or whiskey) with a best friend in a secluded spot while mulling over the days events, discussing life's finer points and pondering hypothetical future situations
Paul: Today's been insane, want to shot out for a Boston Legal?
In the pub, only two there, sitting in the corner enjoying a whiskey
Paul: Do you ever think that if you needed a kidney, someone you know would step forward?
John: *ponders for a moment* I'd like to think I'd step up for you *quietly returns to enjoying whiskey*
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In baseball, someone who shamelessly cheers for the Boston Red Sox not because they follow the team, grew up in close proximity, or even really like them but because of the Red Sox recent period of success and popularity.
When the Red Sox finally miss the playoffs (as they did in 2010), or lose their coolness, the Boston Bandwagoner loses interest in the team and (often) in baseball.
Generally, Boston bandwagoners quote Jon Papelbon and love to say the name "Big Papi" using a a Boston accent... "Big Pawpi." They also talk about Dustin Pedroia's short stature, team-mentality and try to convince you of his legitimacy as an MVP-caliber second baseman.
Mike: Hey you guys see the Yanks-Sox game last night. It was sick.
Craig: Yeah man I---
Boston BandWagoner: Yeah it was really wicked guys, Pedroia and Big Pawwwpi deserve MVP and Kevin Maillah is the best clutch stahhh evah. Cowboy Up!
Mike: Kevin MILLAR retired a couple of years ago and hasn't played in Boston for a half-decade. You're disgusting.
Craig: Stop saying "wicked," you're from Indianapolis you Boston Bandwagoner.
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Drafted a bunch of new players. Pretty promising new young goalie joey, many new forward, a few defensive players. Some forwards including henrick gibovochski, mieal longobsty, and jimmy wrighten. In the next two years this team will be brilliant and predicted to win a cup. Overall awesome national hockey league team.
the best team in the nhl would have to be the boston bruins
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the act of ejaculating inside the vagina or anus while shouting "LET'S GO RED SOX" and slapping the penis 1-2-123 on whichever surface one ejaculated inside, as if you were at a baseball game
So I brought home this girl last night, and i found out she was a Yankees fan, so when i finished, i gave her a Boston Creampie.
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The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.
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