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A fat shit smelling bitch that doesn't take showers, doesn't know that soap was invented because he never uses it, he smells like papa johns cheese, he really loves fat bitches with a passion also he farts when he gets scared, he has his own gravitational pull, he looks like sherk's cousin, and smells like the swamp sherk's from.
What's that shit smell? Must be a Brandon around. He's such a fucking Brandon.
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No good ass nigga , always lying. Only good for dick .. Can't do shit for you !
Don't get no fucking Brandon bad for business
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A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"
"oh hey look its brandon"
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An alright guy, but has a veeeery tiny dick and can be one too. has homosexual tendencies
Sarah: I was with this guy last night. He had a really tiny dick
Anna: Brandon?
Sarah: Yea
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a tool that was raised in many places. usually lies about the most random things to seem like he is cool, when in all reality, he is a faggot. self acclaimed "d1 prospect"
Ex 1: "Hey where is brandon from?"
"He is from New orleans, mexico, los angeles, and compton."
Ex 2: "Dude i got 6 kegs lets throw a party"
"you're such a brandon"
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Often referred to as a Bad B M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.
Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.
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someone nore human nor animal, but mostly known of as being alian. "it" is 90% teeth and mostly 10% smile. Be careful when around, because they are known for texting starting small fires in local grandmother thrifty stores and all medium siz good wills.
That unidenified brandon was sure odd that we found in the field.
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