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A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.
A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.
Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
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When a man is having anal sex with a girl, he is about to cum, and then the girl squeezes her buttcheeks together to stop him from cumming, he takes his dick out and lets it rip!
John: Dude, Katie gave me a brazilian butt squeeze last night. It was AMAZING.
Todd: Can I get in on that sometime?
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but fucking a man wile trying to restrain him
this man got Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
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When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.
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When a female sticks a dildo in her pussy, and then her partner deep throats it.
Dude, I walked in on my parents doing the brazilian pixy stick!
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When a girl puts on a strap on and fucks a man in the butt while she jacks him off at the same time.
she gives the best backwards brazilian jackhammer.
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When using a chemical to remove hair from your groan area, it drips down the crack of your ass and burns!
I was trying to wax my bikini area, and ended up with a Brazilian Brush Fire. My butt crack burned for days.
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