Brett Favre's Disease

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.

Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.

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Brett Michael Sanchez

Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"

n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.

Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.

"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"

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jayin mad bretts

Another phrase to refer to drinking an enormous amount of beers.

Holy shit, I got so munted jayin mad bretts last night.

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Im Brett Favre bitch

if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect

"Im gonna drive across the ocean" "You cant do that!" "Im Brett Favre bitch"

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Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges

Three challanges that consist of:
1. Chugging an entire bottle of vodka in one night

2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row

3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes

"Bro are you doing any of Brett's 3 deadly challanges?" "Nahh dude, those are fucked up."

Where's the Brett-mice-ter?

Code, when at a party or social event, secretly saying that it is "time to leave."

Hey man, where's the brett-mice-ter?

I was thinking the same thing.

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Brett Kramer from half•alive

Brett Kramer is the drummer of the band half•alive

Brett Kramer from half•alive is a meme