Brew

To not soak a tea bag in hot water and bounce it around in class but to strain some delicious tea or coffee at home in a professional coffee maker.

"I have to brew my tea"

"Mr. D it's not brewing"

"Yes it is, it says it right here"....

hands student box

......"I will fight you on this."

Brew

A group of bro's

Hey bro lets call the brew for a wank

brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.

"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber

Suck brew

to drink beer

I want to suck brew all night long!

Brew Bledsoe

Another word for a beer.

Yo dude you wanna gets some Brew Bledsoes for tonight?

Sipping on some brews

When your playing an RPG like ie Runescape and you drink some overlord potions.

When your sipping on some brews your drinking overlord potions, to boost your stats, in PVM

gleeb brew

a cup of tea when you are short on one of the components.

Ewan: Want a cup of tea
Tristan: Yes please
Ewan: I'm sorry, i'm low on milk it will have to be a gleeb brew.