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When two women are fornicating and they put their asses together, thus performing the drawbridge, the two women then shit, try to shit into each others asses making a glazed pile of human fesces that resembles a bridge when hardened (takes half an hour, then they turn this shit tool into a double dildo and fuck each other with their own shit.
Stacie and Elizabeth thought that if they draw bridging with each other they could take a shit and get out all thier horny sensations at the same time, huray shit.
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a woman having the urge to wanna pull down her panties for a hot guy, so many crazy meanings to the word that sickos have overlooked the fact that in the video, Fergie's is standing on the table and her panties show the British flag. the video shot really gives a pretty obvious hint if you think about her British panties, the man she seduces in the video, and the lyrics. it connects.
These crazy pseudo-porno definitions of Fergie's new slang would make Fergie's London Bridge stay up and relocate elsewhere.
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When you take a shit and it connects your butthole to the water.
Bridge the Gap
You eat a lot of fiber and roughage the day before. You take a monster shit and it goes into the water before it breaks.
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The verrazano bridge connects Brooklyn to Staten Island, nicknames the Ginnie Ginnie Gang Plank, Due to something about italians.
Guy 1--Lets go to staten island!
Guy 2--Are you fucking crazy, why would you wanna go thier?
Guy 1--I gotta dump this couch at the worlds biggest landfil
Guy 2--ok lets take the Verrazano Bridge.
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tinder-bridge that part of your body between your scrotum and bum
gawd my tinder-bridge is itchy
hey dont u touch my tinder-bridge!!
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A sexual position akin to an eiffel tower. Much cooler than the foursome brand, its threesome variant features two ladies and a gentleman. The gentleman will lie down on his back with his member erect. One lady will then mount his genitals, while the other straddles his face. The two ladies should be facing one another and may make contact, if desired. The gentleman will perform intercourse and cunnilingus as applicable. If they choose, when approaching climax, the participants may exclaim "the London Bridge is falling down!" as they will no doubt be so fatigued when they finish, that they will collapse upon one another.
Frank took his two lady friends into the back and performed a London Bridge. What a lucky guy!
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1. The Mackinac Bridge is a bridge that stretches five miles to unite Michigan's Lower Peninsula, & Michigan's Upper Peninsula. It connects the LP (Lower Peninsula) at Mackinaw City, and the UP (Upper Peninsula) at St. Ignace. It is the worlds longest "total suspension bridge."
2. It is also the only bridge (that I know of) that has a valued name to needy people (such as myself) that depend on food stamps monthly to help meet monthly food needs. Wherein the bridge's name has value to us, is that the State calls our past food stamps a "Bridge Card" now. So in more ways than you'd think this bridge is a link from hard times to better times.
EX: Todd wondered why it was called a "Bridge Card", so he asked the lady at the DHS window and she told him why. She said that it was named after the Mackinac Bridge.
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