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79-year old man on youtube who doesn't know anything about fitness
One person: Cody Ko doesn't know anything about fitness.
Cody Ko: *TRIGGERED* I'm just saying, okay, look I've been an athlete, competitive athlete, or I was one, for 12 years, right? Since I was 10 years old. National level. I won nationals one time. I went to- I qualified for one Olympic trials, I came like 8th... in Olympic trials. Went to- or qualified for the 2012 ones too. Didn't go, but qualified for them. Was a D1collegiate athlete for 4 years. I've done every type of lifting there is. Olympic lifting, powerlifting, everything. And everything in-between. And then I've done 2 marathons, and done 4-5 half marathons. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS? YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? WHY? BECAUSE I'VE NEVER DONE "STRONG LIFTS"? Like, Amanda, I feel like.. I don't know what your, maybe you, maybe you study in school..I'll, I'll, I'll admit that I don't know the science behind this shit. I don't know the science BUT I'VE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS AND YEARS! MY DAD IS ONE OF THE MOST FIT PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING PLANET! HE'S DONE LIKE 50 ULTRA MARATHONS, INCLUDING THIS ONE COMING UP THATS 150 MILES IN, IN THE FUCKING ANTARCTICA! IN AR- IN SOMEHWERE. ALASKA! THATS WHERE IT IS. NOT ANTARTICA. IN ALASKA! IT'S COLD AS FUCK. 150 FUCKING MILES. THIS DUDE HAS A WORLD RECORD! but he doesn't know what he's talking about, exactly... with all due respect, you don't know what you're talking about.
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Cody Erb is the CEO of Dead Nigger Storage
Matthew Kawa killed a nigger and Cody Erb disposed of him in Dead Nigger Storage
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A actually god, Jesus on land.
Cody Ko is a god, Jake Paul is shit.
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Alexa And Cody make an amazing couple. They will be together forever. But cody is a little shy so he wont kiss Alexa intill maybe 1 years later. but alexa wants to kiss him.
Girl: Omg i want to be like Cody and Alexa their so cute.
Girl: i want a relationship like theirs
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a ass so big she can break steel with it
codys mom s awhore
A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.
Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.