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Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.
I've lived in California all my life.
some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.
some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.
an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...
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A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama. Something light and fun filled.
Damn I just had the greatest California Fling.
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Anywhere geographically located near or North of San Francisco bay. In more recent years, Northern California has been referred to as 'Nor Cal', a dismal attempt by a young crowd to compete with Southern California's already abhorred 'So Cal' slogan.
1. n, Northern California is very beautiful compared to the barren wasteland of Southern California
2. n, Northern California is longer to pronounce than 'Nor Cal', but one doesn't sound like an ass.
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A small hick town where we don’t use viagra, just beer and dip!
Bro, let’s go to bishop they know how to keep you up when you can’t get up.
What do they give you viagra?
Nah bro, they just give you beer and dip!
Ohhh, so that’s what makes bishop California a country boys dream town.
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When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.
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n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)
whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."
yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."
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A smallish town with I-80 going thru it. Kinda lame. You've probably been through it if you've driven to Tahoe. That's about it. Don't move here. We are fine without you.
We can stop in Auburn, California for in-in-out.
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